The Super Mom Travel Agency

October 14, 2011 § Leave a comment

Is your child going off to college this fall?  Do you stay awake from anxiety thinking that he or she will start slacking off once leaving your nest, free from your watchful eye?  We have a solution for you!

The Super Mom Travel Agency is proud to bring you an opportunity for you to transform into your 18-year-old self, and we’ll send you off to your child’s institution so that you can keep an eye on him/her without relying solely on that rarely-made phone call.  We take care of all your needs for an ultimate helicopter-mom experience – we make sure that you are enrolled in at least half of the classes with your child, and we provide dorm housing in or near your child’s dorm.

Call us at 1-COLLEGE-MOM today to set up an appointment!  Many students lose their work ethic and consequently ruin their GPAs and Resumes in college.  Don’t let your child be a part of that statistic.  Call us TODAY!

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